Dear Maria,

I met this guy online, we've been seeing each other for about a month now. He's cool, funny, down to earth, fun to flirt with. I was just letting my guard down with him, totally digging him, and then he sends me a dick pic! I liked him and now I'm a bit creeped out. How do I respond?? -Creeped Out

Dear Creeped Out,

Oh the dreaded dick pic. As liberal as I am, who wants to receive blatant pictures of genitals? Whatever happened to leave some to the imagination?? Technology these days...used for good and for creepy.

Ok you have two choices here:

1. You can send back a message saying, "You must have me confused with another type of girl. As much as I think we are getting along great, there's no need to slap me in the face with a close up [insert surprised face emoticon here.]" Saying this will show him you regard your self as someone with high value. And then you can follow it with, "Don't get me wrong, I'm all for going down that road, I like to be teased a bit first. Oil me up first before you start the ignition [insert winky face here]." Saying this will show him you are no prude, and if he chooses to start with a little romance, you're down to play.
2. If you are done with him, point of no return kind of done, your-eyes-can-never-un-see-what-you-just-saw kind of done you can say this, "I had a great time hanging with you, I just feel like you are not quite who I'm looking for at this point in my life." This allows you to exit, head held high. He will understand what went wrong and hopefully he will never send a dreaded dick pic to anyone ever again! (...unless you ask him to!)  

-With Love and Sincerity, Maria



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